Monday, April 11, 2011

Next Contestant

    My super good/close blogger friend told me about this song.  He likes this band. He told me that everytime he hears this particular song it reminds him of me. The lyrics say it all.

     
    I judge by what she's wearing
    Just how many heads I'm tearing
    Off of assholes coming on to her
    Each night seems like it's getting worse

    And I wish she'd take the night off
    So I don't have to fight off
    Every asshole coming on to her
    It happens every night she works

    They'll go and ask the DJ
    Find out just what would she say
    If they all tried coming on to her
    Don't they know it's never going to work

    They think they'll get inside her
    With every drink they buy her
    As they all try coming on to her
    This time somebody's getting hurt
    Here comes the next contestant

    Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
    Is that your hand?
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    There goes the next contestant

    I even fear the ladies
    They're cool but twice as crazy
    Just as bad for coming on to her
    Don't they know it's never going to work

    Each time she bats an eyelash
    Somebody's grabbing her ass
    Everyone keeps coming on to her
    This time somebody's getting hurt
    Here comes the next contestant

    Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
    Is that your hand?
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    There goes the next contestant

    I'm hating what she's wearing
    Everybody here keeps staring
    Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
    This time somebody's getting hurt
    Here comes the next contestant

    Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
    Is that your hand?
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping
    I wish you'd do it again
    I'll watch you leave here limping

    I wish you'd do it again
    Each night seems like it's getting worse
    I wish you'd do it again
    This time somebody's getting hurt
    There goes the next contestant

    by Nickelback

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